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孔子在英文社會原來......

孔子在英文社會原來......

人之初: At the beginning of life.
性本善: Sex is good.
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠: But it depends on how you do it.

苟不教: If you do not practice all the time,

性乃遷: Sex will leave you.
教之道: The way of learning it
貴以專: It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.

子不學: If you don't study hard,
斷機杼: Your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山: Dou, the Famous,
有義方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子: All his five sons took it.
名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well-known.

養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過: It is all your fault.
教不嚴: If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學: You may refuse to study this.

非所宜: But that is a real mistake.
幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為: You will lose your ability when aged.

玉不琢: If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器: It won't become hard and strong.
人不學: If you don't learn sex,

不知義: You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
好花不常開
好景不常在
美麗的花兒何處尋?
孔子? 什么孔子?
啥~这不是三字经吗
我冏了
对本民族的文化的极大的不尊重!!!!!!!!!!
三字经怎么和孔子连在一起?
中国文化就是这么被糟蹋的
悲哀
楼上的稍安勿躁,笑话而已。我觉得还蛮好玩的。
淡定淡定
和姜昆那个学英文的相声有一比
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