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噗,新闻!17岁的北朝鲜太空人已登陆太阳!

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A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".

Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.

The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. I wonder if Dennis Rodman considered this a slam dunk for the country.


A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".



Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.



The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. I wonder if Dennis Rodman considered this a slam dunk for the country.

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据朝鲜中央通讯社报导,北韩太空人

Hung Il Gong 于 1 月 21 日凌晨 3 点独自乘搭特制太空船出发前往太阳,并于 4 小时后到达目的地 - 「太阳」。

按原定计划, Hung Il Gong 将于 1 月 21 日晚上 9 点回到北韩,从北韩到太阳来回总共用了 18 小时。

据讲这位 17 岁的太空人特意选择在晚上出发前往太阳,以避免被太阳的熊熊火光所吞没。 而当 Hung Il Gong 登陆太阳后,收集了太阳黑子的样本,以便回到北韩时送给北韩伟大的领导人 ━ 金正恩作为礼物。

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这个新闻让我们学到了许多新东西:

1. 我以为地球上晚上天黑是因为我们所在地没有面对太阳,原来太阳也是有晚上的。原来太阳会从白天的摄氏 6,000C降温到晚上的看不到光。

2. 我以为太阳是气体的,原来朝鲜的伟大领袖能改天换地,让太阳成为陆地。

3. 太阳和地球的距离约为 149,597,871 公里,我原来以为最快火箭的速度才每小时三万公里,要两百多天才能去太阳打一个来回。原来「伟大的北韩」的火箭速度能达到每小时三千万公里,和电子在高能粒子加速器中的速度相仿。

4. 我以为太阳黑子是太阳光球上的临时现象,原来太阳黑子它可以被储存。

5. 我以为北朝鲜缺能源,原来它们的能源多得可以用全世界一年能源的总和发射一颗火箭。

6. 我以为要等到4月1号才能听到这样的新闻,原来在伟大的西朝鲜每一天都是愚人节,每一天都在创造奇迹。

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看来大家对NC的印象根深蒂固。
这也不算是妖魔化吧 只是取笑北韩老爱说谎撐面子而已 不过这个新闻真心好笑呢
本帖最后由 mays 于 2014-1-27 12:31 编辑

别说北朝鲜被恶搞被妖魔化了
咱中国也时常被妖魔化,远的不说了,就说2008年前后,洗煤对中国很多报道都是歪曲事实的,比如把别国的军人照片说成是中国军人的照片等等。
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回复 4# nasis

我一开始也信了,也是不明群众,

因为下面关键时刻的截图,

我去找这期节目来看,

结果就找到了是假新闻的消息
回复 2# baby123


    哈哈,晕。我就是那不明真相的群众啊…应该转到开心一笑就对了
    不过,由此也可看出西方媒体对朝鲜的妖魔化宣传很夸张,当年中国也许也是被这么妖魔化来着
kexi kehe
本帖最后由 baby123 于 2014-1-26 20:33 编辑

外国的恶搞新闻指出,北韩宣称成功登陆太阳。 国际中心/综合报导最近几天网路上疯传一则「北韩宣布成功登陆太阳」的外国新闻,吸引许多人转载点阅。因為北韩过去曾出现种种领导人的「神话新闻」,进而成為了戏謔媒体Waterford Whispers News的讽刺对象。即便网站明摆著专发「玩笑新闻」,却还是让许多网友信以為真。

Waterford Whispers News网站21日报导,北韩官方通讯社(Korean Central News Agency)宣布,北韩17岁的太空人洪义功(Hung Il Gong,音译)在21日凌晨3点搭乘了特殊设计的火箭,独自前往太阳,歷经4个小时总算到达目的地,并将他的船停在太阳的另一面,成功登陆太阳。▲太空人要将太阳黑子当「土產」,带回北韩送给金正恩。

哈哈下面的视频截图是关键时刻的吧,

宝洁好大家好!

保洁我和你讲哦,这回大事不好了!

保洁哥好,大家晚安

佩服关键时刻,假的东西,他们总能津津有味的讲一个小时,还能报各种料。

上回兔吧网友他自己弄了国产航母的图,吧友弄着玩的,然后关键时刻就用了一节讲这个。==

后来兔吧网友又弄了个舰艇的图,同样是闹着玩的,结果又被关键时刻挖到,又讲了一个小节。

现在兔吧的怀疑有关键时刻的编辑潜伏在哪里,哈哈
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